The Conversation: Barack Obama

Beep…
Me: Wait, someone’s calling on the other line. Let me check who it… cool. It’s Barack. Can you just e-mail me that cashew chili recipe? I gotta take this. OK? Thanks.
Beep…
Me: Hello?
Obama: Hi, Jennifer, How are ya?
Jennifer: Honestly? I’m just about fed up with some stuff, and I need to vent. You ever get that [...]

The Conversation: Dick Cheney

 
Dick Cheney:  Hello?
Me: Dick?
DC: Yes, this is Dick.
Me: Hey Dick. It’s Jennifer.
DC: Oh! Hello Jennifer. How’s the weather in Austin?
Me: It’s cold and rainy.
DC: That’s too bad.
Me: No actually it’s good. It feels more like the holidays now. A few days ago it was pushing 90. Not very Thanksgiving-ish.
DC: That’s true. I hate unseasonably warm [...]