Ring…. ring… ring… ring… ring (stop) Ring… ring… ring… ring… ring (stop) Ring… ring… ring… ring… ring (stop) Husband to me: For the love of God, answer the phone. She will call until you do. Me to husband: Fine. Ring… ring… Me: Hello? Tyra: HEY GIRL!!! I have been tryin’ to call you! Were […]Read More The Conversation: Tyra Banks
I wonder if the folks at Bigelow Tea have any idea that I’ve never in my life spoken to J.K. Rowling (and other conversationalists Dick Cheney and Britney Spears)… http://www.bigelowteablog.com/2007/12/17/celebri-tea-interviews/Read More Corporate blogging = no sense of humor?
December 15, 2006. That was the day that Benjamin came into this world, and our lives would never be the same. He turned one today (well, yesterday- but I’m still up) and his birthday party was a smashing success! Balloons, cake, family, toys, Christmas lights. We wanted to keep it small… just family and neighbors who Ben […]Read More Happy Birthday, Tenacious B
(I’m Not That Innocent… ringtone) Me: Hello? Britney Spears: Hey, girl! Wassup? Where you at? Me: Britney? BS: Duh… wait. Hold on. (inaudible scuffle followed by) That’s right you fat cow, you better run! Or I swear to god… Me: Britney! BS: Oh hey Jen! You need somethin’? What’s up? Me: You called me? […]Read More The Conversation: Britney Spears
Well, I just can’t be a trooper anymore. I’ve been sick for two weeks, and I’m down for the count. Hopefully the new antibiotic will kick in. This is what my head looks like… I’ll be back soon!Read More Down for a few days…
Check out the latest in “My Next Top Reality” at Shuffleboil and see what I can and can not stomach in the world of reality TV.Read More Shuffleboil: Hey! I’m Trying to Eat!
Here are a list of things not to get me for Christmas or any other gift-giving occasion: 1) My Own Star with a map showing me where to find it and a certificate telling me there’s a star out there named “Jennifer.” I don’t have time and I don’t have a telescope. (This is not […]Read More My Christmas Un-Wish List